Top Ten Signs You Are An Aging Triathlete

Posted: February 4, 2011 in It's All Important Stuff
  1. Every morning feels like it should be recovery day.
  2. Jeans and running shoes no longer qualify as “dressed up.”
  3. Your orthopaedic surgeon, physical therapist, chiropractor, masseuse and acupuncturist are all  younger than  you.
  4. You know which flavors of GU give you gas when you run and the runs when you are out of gas.
  5. You don’t know what time Taco Bell closes.
  6. You show up at El Rancherita, sweaty and smelly while wearing a hoodie, bike shorts, black socks and green shoes.
  7. You select your races by how far away they are from home.
  8. You no longer know how to work on your bike.
  9. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
  10. Your AARP card arrives in the mail.
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Comments
  1. Margaret says:

    Seriously, I went to the dentist, the other day & I think she was about 17!

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